XFollow.com is a freemium social media porn site styled after video-sharing apps like TikTok. Those apps offer a killer delivery system for serving up rapid-fire media, but they tend to come with community guidelines that can lead to a debilitating case of blue balls. My doctor recently told me I should stop trying to jerk off to that SFW shit before my sperm gets backed up into my brain. Hopefully there hasn’t been any permanent damage, and I’m hoping this NSFW platform will undo any related issues I’ve given myself. Let’s see how it works out.